Not Today Satan Christian Hoodie

Tell the enemy to back off with the Not Today Satan Christian Hoodie. Bold, comfy, and packed with faith-driven style.

Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.’ Now I have told you. - Matthew 28:7

$75.00

Size: xs

Unisex Hoody Sizing

Our Unisex Hoodies provide a comfortable generous fit.

	Body Length (inches)	Chest Width (inches)
XS	27.5	20.5
S	28.5	21
M	29.5	23
L	30.5	24.5
XL	31.5	26.5
2XL	32.5	27.5
3XL	33.5	28.5
4XL	34	30
5XL	34.5	31.5

Color: dark grey heather

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DETAILS

Plush fleece and a relaxed modern cut—your go-to hoodie for everyday comfort and bold confidence.

Fabric
52/48 cotton/poly fleece (~8 oz)

Fit
Retail unisex, Relaxed fit

Detail
Kangaroo pocket, Rib cuffs & waistband, Drawstring hood, Side-seamed construction

Extras
Woven FIVE2 sleeve label, Soft-sewn neck tag, Printed with planet-friendly inks, Designed & made in the USA

SHIPPING & TRACKING

How do I track my streetwear order?

A tracking number is sent to the email address that was used during checkout as soon as your order is packaged and scanned for shipment from our warehouse.

How long will it take for my order to arrive

Your order should take approximately 3-10 business days to arrive at your door!

Processing: 1-4 business days
Standard Shipping: 2-6 business days after production time.

International orders may take longer to ship, depending where they are going.

How much is Shipping?

All US orders under $100 ship for a flat $10. All other shipping rates are calculated at checkout, based on your location.

What is FREE Standard Shipping for U.S. Orders?

We offer FREE shipping on all contiguous U.S. orders that are $100 or more.

We also offer FREE shipping to our Canadian neighbors on all orders that are $150 or more.

Do you ship internationally?

We do! Enter your address in the cart to see if we ship to your country.

WASH & CARE

Our goods are meant to be worn in, not out. With the correct care, we want you to be able to treat your gear with the tough love it was intended to take.

With most garments, washing cold and hang drying is always our first choice. Graphic tees, basic knits, flannels, button-ups and hoodies should be washed on a gentle cycle in cold water, then either lay flat to dry or hang dry. If you want to machine dry, do it on the air dry setting.

* Our prints are super durable, but washing in hot water or cooking it on high in the dryer may shorten the life of your graphic tee.

Not Today Satan Christian Hoodie

$75.00

Christian Apparel With a Statement

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a declaration. The Not Today Satan Christian Hoodie is designed for those who walk boldly in faith and aren’t afraid to show it. Soft, stylish, and made for everyday wear, it’s your go-to Christian apparel piece.

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Inspired by streetwear culture, this Christian hoody makes a statement while keeping things effortlessly cool. Pair it with your favorite jeans or joggers and carry your faith everywhere you go.

Say it loud. Say it proud. Get your Not Today Satan Hoodie today!