Hell, No Christian T-Shirt
- Butter Soft Organic Cotton (or 52/48 cotton/poly blend for Heather Shirts)
- Mid-weight feel (120g)
- Classic fit
- Unisex Style
- Woven FIVE2 Hem label
- Soft Sewn neck tag
- Printed with Planet Friendly inks
- Designed & Made in the USA
The Feel:
Our Christian tees aren’t just shirts—they’re a statement. Crazy soft, premium organic cotton that feels good, fits right, and stays fresh wear after wear. Rock it once, and you’ll never want to take it off.
The Fit:
Our Christian Tshirts fit true to size—go with your usual. If you’re tossing it in the dryer, expect a little shrinkage. Want a looser fit? Size up and keep it chill.
* Check the size chart above for the exact fit details.
At FIVE2, we’re all about bold faith—and that includes delivering your Christian apparel quickly, securely, and hassle-free. All orders are processed at our Los Angeles HQ and shipped straight to your door, whether you're in the U.S., Canada, or beyond. Below you’ll find everything you need to know about our shipping timelines, tracking, international options, and more.
Shipping
- U.S. Orders under $85 ship for a flat $10
- Orders $85+ (U.S.) & $150+ (Canada) get FREE shipping
- International rates are calculated at checkout
Tracking
- We'll send you a tracking number via email once your order ships
- Expect your order in 3-10 business days
- Processing time is 1-4 business days
- Shipping time is 2-6 business days after processing
- International orders timing varies based on location
Our gear is made to be lived in, not worn out. For the best life, wash cold and hang dry—it’s the move. Tees, hoodies, flannels—gentle cycle, cold water, then lay flat or hang. If you gotta use the dryer, stick to air dry. Our prints are built tough, but high heat? Not their vibe. Keep it cool, keep it fresh.
The Hell, No Christian T-Shirt takes a cultural expression and flips it into a fearless declaration of faith. Inspired by James 4:7 — “Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.” — this tee is your daily reminder that saying no to hell is a bold yes to God. With a design that’s as cheeky as it is truthful, this Christian T-Shirt is for those who walk confidently in grace, stand firm in spiritual battles, and aren’t afraid to call it like it is. Whether you’re wearing it at a youth group, festival, gym, or out on the street, it invites laughs, convos, and real talk. Premium comfort meets a powerful stand—it’s faith-based streetwear made for people who don’t play games when it comes to their walk. The Hell, No Christian T-Shirt is more than edgy—it’s a spiritual stance wrapped in West Coast style.
